money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
let it g
et all the way in ur butthole, sit down to help push it in, make sure that carrot is all the way in there with the green leaves sticking out before u head to the local grocery store and wait for the manager to pull it out bc he assumes ur stealing it, but no u brought it from home so now u can sue him for sexual harrassment and get tons of money. quick cash to fund ur vacation to hawaii. good luck
a group of weasels can be called a confusion
it is a confusion of baby weasels
Oh sweet fuzzy babies!
it’s a methaphor
- mom: your room is trashed
- me: rock and roll
Ambiverts (people are both extroverted and introverted) tend to be more creative due to their greater flexibility in situations.
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”
Page 1 of 3588