I don't moan, I make TARDIS sounds


Female. 18. Anglophile, Whovian, Potterhead, Ringer, Helenist. Neo-romantic. Writer. Pagan. Faerie. Pisces. Bisexual. I believe six impossible things before breakfast everyday :)

THE ARMADA (my ships)  Characters I Will Role Play  

I have some answers, all I need is questions

The Bin

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

Source: tomhazeldine

deepthroatodile:

swellower:

let it g

et all the way in ur butthole, sit down to help push it in, make sure that carrot is all the way in there with the green leaves sticking out before u head to the local grocery store and wait for the manager to pull it out bc he assumes ur stealing it, but no u brought it from home so now u can sue him for sexual harrassment and get tons of money. quick cash to fund ur vacation to hawaii. good luck

Source: swellower

Source: mouse-r4t

fetal-juice:

fatass-mcnotits:

a group of weasels can be called a confusion

it is a confusion of baby weasels

Oh sweet fuzzy babies!

Source: cute-animals-only

d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

Source: d0nn0

  • mom: your room is trashed
  • me: rock and roll

Source: i-effed-it-all-up

Source: half-moon-spectacles

Ambiverts (people are both extroverted and introverted) tend to be more creative due to their greater flexibility in situations.
— (via psych-facts)

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

Source: whatsacanada